i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
I just thought of a thing and laughed for about ten minutes solid.
Doge…with a bloge
with a bloge
"From the beginning, I kept saying it’s not the technology that’s going to entertain audiences, it’s the story." - John Lasseter
Who the fuck walks like this?!
tough cool people unlike you
Assassin’s Creed IV multiplayer DLC ‘Blackbeard’s Wrath’ available now
Ubisoft announced this week that the first DLC for Assassin’s Creed IV Black Flag multiplayer, Blackbeard’s Wrath, is available for download.
So tired of reading books by middle-aged white men ABOUT (middle-aged) white men’s pseudo problems for school
And constantly being told what a classic it is and how much it contributed to literature
And by tired of I mean fucking raging mad
*picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired